Dear Stupid Dogs,

I will shred your favorite toys. I will shred your favorite shirts. I will shred your favorite chew toys. I will shred your favorite pillow. I will shred your favorite towels.  I will shred your favorite socks.

I will shred you.

After what you did to my favorite cat tree?  I will shred you.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s