As you know, recently I’ve been inspired by Ms. Karen and Auntie Lisa to try my paw at journalism. Today is my first official day as a journalist! Beatrice is the first celebrity I can find. Beatrice is a terrific and willing subject with an open-door policy allowing me instant access! I thought the interview went quite well for a first timer, don’t you?
Madeleine Bartel: Beatrice, will you let me interview you? I need to practice so I can become a great journalist!
Beatrice DeBolt: Go away, I am trying to take a nap.
MB: But you’re always napping.
BD: That’s because you’re always pestering me.
MB: Please? Just a few questions? I can narrow it down to two or three good ones.
BD: So that means you had ten bad ones before. Now leave me alone.
MB: Beatrice, why do cats think they know everything?
BD: We know more than you dogs! Get outta here.
MB: Is it true that cats have 9 lives?
BD: You only have one. Now scram!
MB: Do you know how much I love you, Beatrice?